Gossip Gossip in Boleh Land

Eh..macam ni... kau flip ke kakan dulu, kemudian ke kiri lah, senang kan? Faham tak?

Wat? Xplain in Engelis?.. Hmm, OK...lai lis.. u flip to tet lai fist.. den to tet lef lah...easi eh?

Our flip-flop government has done it again.
The new DPM (must be still feeling proud for being the 2^nd most powerful clown in the country) has reversed the decision (that-he-once-said-its-final-and-won’t-be-changed?) to allow the use of English for Math and Science subjects after protest from some PTA groups.
What the hell was the cabinet doing?
Didn’t they brain-storm their little brains before making decision?
Well, my take is that they did brain-storm over teh- tarik and kueh-muih, but the teaching of whatever language does not concern them because all their children are studying overseas!
Who the hell cares about the education in the country?
Luckily, this time the flip-flop decision is a good one!

What, me? Eh...sweeping lah.. no dustbin mah... sweep under carpet nobody knows what... hehe!

The newspaper said that so and so VVIP acquitted and discharged from corruption charges.
What’s new? C’mon the rakyat already know the verdict the moment the VVIP was charged. These are all wayang kulit only.
Tell me how many VVIP have been charged with corrupt practice since the rakyat woke up from the post “apa nama” era. 1, 2 or …. I don’t remember any!
Boleh Land must have been the largest importer of “Carpets” in the world. Really?
Aiya, Boleh Land always sweep “THINGS” under the carpet mah!

Wow!.. Ca$h ... Ca$h ... and more Ca$h ..

Heard that an MP donated RM10 million to MCA President last year.
How on earth is this possible?
Why the MP has so much money?!
If you are talking about business tycoons then this is understandable lah, but an MP??
He does not look that OLD to me to qualify himself as business tycoon.
Mind you, the money was paid in CA$H! Plain old CA$H man!
Where is MACC? Oh, they are busy investigating an alleged RM2,000.00 cheating case.
Hey, BTW what qualifications do we need to become an MP?
I think becoming an MP in Boleh land is the easiest and fastest way to instant “Rich & Famous” than any get-rich-schemes scam we have known.

Wait a second... you mean RM10 million worth of 1-sen-coin??

Holy-moly! How not to get drunk with all these bitter juices..!?

Have a beer, mate… no? Why?
Don’t worry, I bought the beer from the little red dot in the south. Not in 7-11 or 11-7 lah.
We are drinking at home what, should be ok mah.
Why on earth you want to force something you are prohibited to do onto other innocent citizens?
I cannot eat/drink ‘this’ so all of you must not eat/drink ‘this’ also!
Why are they doing that, you may ask?
Simple what… no will-power lah… so..
It’s easy to blame others than own self when thing goes wrong, right?
Real pathetic!
All these craps coming from our so-called YB or YAB! Yang Bodoh or Yang Amat Bodoh!

Life is tough lah here in Boleh Land if you are not connected... Cheers for a better tomorrow!