The Biggest Cheat of All

Need I say more?? See for yourself.
It’s deliberate, intentional, intended, bla, bla….. he CHEATED!

He WAS a great footballer until ….. NOW! Not any more. He ruined it! I feel so disgusted to even mention his name. A real hypocrite.

Worse than Eduardo. Worse than the other “HAND” from Maradona.
And he blames it on the referee! What logic is this?

He is also the France captain …ho ho ho … the BIGGEST CHEAT of ALL!

Election Gift in Bagan Pinang by-election

DPM announced the construction of two new schools in the Bagan Pinang state constituency.
This is outright bribery to buy votes by BeEnd! Of course the ‘gift’ “might” only be valid if BeEnd wins. As usual, 100 out of 100 times BeEnd will deny this is election gift.

Frankly I do admire these BeEnd clowns for the way they can tell lies right infront of the rakyat without even blinking their bloody cxxk eyes!

So…..
- Need a new school in your area? Must have by-election in your constituency
- Need a by-election in order to have new development in your area?….. sorry the ADUN must die first lah... sad
- If BeEnd loses the by-election… sure lah no new school or development because you rakyat don’t vote for them!

How pathetic…

Poor cow head

The “cow head” issue was a total disgrace to all peace-loving normal Malaysians. However, equally disgusting was the statement made by our Home Minister after his meeting with those involved in the cow-head protest. Here’s what he said:

“The residents of Section 23 should not be charged as they only wanted their voices to be heard but it was unfortunate that the publicity they received was negative as it was linked with racial and religious sentiments.”

The statement was laughable, ludicrous, absurd, ridiculous, comical, bla, bla, bla….
Sigh...what do you expect from a government made up of substandard clowns?

The statement has all the characteristics of our typical government:

• Flip-flop decision
• Double standard
• No guts to take action against own kind
• Sweeping under the carpet
• Police turning a blind eye and giving lame excuses
• No respect
  
• Thinking the rakyat are stupid
• Talk c#@k
  

I can’t imagine what would happen if the protest was by non-Malay residents carrying a different 'animal' head!!

Arsenal 0 Eduardo 1

My buddy Peter, an ardent Gunners supporter was very quiet and moody yesterday. Why? Because he was ashamed one of his adored Arsenal players cheated to win a penalty against Celtic during the Champions League play-off 2nd leg.

Videos clearly showed there was no contact from the Celtic’s goalkeeper when Eduardo fell down! Eduardo grinned when he knew he had won a penalty.
His declination to be interviewed after the match says it all. What else to say? I dived and I cheated?

As usual, Gunners boss Wenger defended his players and said Eduardo is not a cheat.
Well, after watching the video, all I can say is Eduardo is definitely a diver.

I guessed he must have graduated from the same diving school as Robert Pires, a former Gunners legend for diving.

Oh Peter… it’s never too late to support other clubs. I would suggest you give Celtic a try. Good luck mate!

BN lost by-election …. yet again

Can’t remember how many by-elections we have had since the 308 GE last year… and how many times BN has lost. Yet each time someone from BN will talk c*%k and give lame excuses. The most boring comment will be something like “we will study the causes of the defeat” and “we would do better next time”. Yawn….. already so many times and the results were always the same. Look into the mirror lah and you will know the “causes of the defeat”. Real bore….. yawn yawn yawn…

Gossip Gossip in Boleh Land

Eh..macam ni... kau flip ke kakan dulu, kemudian ke kiri lah, senang kan? Faham tak?

Wat? Xplain in Engelis?.. Hmm, OK...lai lis.. u flip to tet lai fist.. den to tet lef lah...easi eh?

Our flip-flop government has done it again.
The new DPM (must be still feeling proud for being the 2^nd most powerful clown in the country) has reversed the decision (that-he-once-said-its-final-and-won’t-be-changed?) to allow the use of English for Math and Science subjects after protest from some PTA groups.
What the hell was the cabinet doing?
Didn’t they brain-storm their little brains before making decision?
Well, my take is that they did brain-storm over teh- tarik and kueh-muih, but the teaching of whatever language does not concern them because all their children are studying overseas!
Who the hell cares about the education in the country?
Luckily, this time the flip-flop decision is a good one!

What, me? Eh...sweeping lah.. no dustbin mah... sweep under carpet nobody knows what... hehe!

The newspaper said that so and so VVIP acquitted and discharged from corruption charges.
What’s new? C’mon the rakyat already know the verdict the moment the VVIP was charged. These are all wayang kulit only.
Tell me how many VVIP have been charged with corrupt practice since the rakyat woke up from the post “apa nama” era. 1, 2 or …. I don’t remember any!
Boleh Land must have been the largest importer of “Carpets” in the world. Really?
Aiya, Boleh Land always sweep “THINGS” under the carpet mah!

Wow!.. Ca$h ... Ca$h ... and more Ca$h ..

Heard that an MP donated RM10 million to MCA President last year.
How on earth is this possible?
Why the MP has so much money?!
If you are talking about business tycoons then this is understandable lah, but an MP??
He does not look that OLD to me to qualify himself as business tycoon.
Mind you, the money was paid in CA$H! Plain old CA$H man!
Where is MACC? Oh, they are busy investigating an alleged RM2,000.00 cheating case.
Hey, BTW what qualifications do we need to become an MP?
I think becoming an MP in Boleh land is the easiest and fastest way to instant “Rich & Famous” than any get-rich-schemes scam we have known.

Wait a second... you mean RM10 million worth of 1-sen-coin??

Holy-moly! How not to get drunk with all these bitter juices..!?

Have a beer, mate… no? Why?
Don’t worry, I bought the beer from the little red dot in the south. Not in 7-11 or 11-7 lah.
We are drinking at home what, should be ok mah.
Why on earth you want to force something you are prohibited to do onto other innocent citizens?
I cannot eat/drink ‘this’ so all of you must not eat/drink ‘this’ also!
Why are they doing that, you may ask?
Simple what… no will-power lah… so..
It’s easy to blame others than own self when thing goes wrong, right?
Real pathetic!
All these craps coming from our so-called YB or YAB! Yang Bodoh or Yang Amat Bodoh!

Life is tough lah here in Boleh Land if you are not connected... Cheers for a better tomorrow!

How Smart Is Your Right Foot

Received this from a friend. It’s not a trick though. Here it goes:

How Smart Is Your Right Foot? Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds.

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!

I told you so. And there is nothing you can do about it.

I tried it with my left foot and left hand with same result. Interesting, huh?